I am on track for none of these occupations. As indicated by the graph, age wise, I am nearing the best percentage of becoming a Muppeteer, but I get the feeling that market is already saturated. Boxer is way out of the question since I don’t like to exercise and getting punched in the face as a grown man seems undesirable the more I think about it. International Jewel thief is a little while off. Once I’m well into my 70s and 80s I’ll have the nerve to start up that gig. It looks like I’m going to have to rely on my backup career in the meantime (Intercontinental Giraffe Wrangler on Monday-Friday, Professional Imaginary Scuba Instructor on weekends).