Sage Advice

The Questionable Guidance,
Unreliable Wisdom, and
Confusing Musings of Matthew Fugere

About Sage Advice

Sage Advice is the questionable guidance, unreliable wisdom, and confusing musings of Matthew Fugere. You can use these electronic manuals of guidance to better your life and open your mind in many different respects.* 

Sage Advice also offers an audio version for the illiterate/lazy/podcast-enthusiast members of Sage Advice’s audience. The audio version of Sage Advice, Sound Advice, can be found on iTunes and on this site

If you would like to contact Matthew Fugere, you can email him:

matthewfugere@gmail.com

You can also follow his twitter account:

@matthewfugere

You can also check out Sage Advice on Facebook.

Here are some of the things critics have said about Sage/Sound Advice

“It’s a thing that exists” -Someone on Twitter**

“Pretty Ok. Not complete garbage…” -Someone on iTunes

“You need to hang a sign on your door or something when you’re doing that” -My mom**

“Matthew Fugere is a true American hero… …I wouldn’t be president if it weren’t for Sage Advice” -President Barack Obama**

“I don’t get it” -My dad**

“I thought the part about dicks was funny” -Someone on Facebook**

“Sound Advice [sic] is like NPR on PCP” -Someone on Facebook

“I haven’t listened to/read any of it yet” -My brother

Getting Started

Are you new to Sage Advice? Feel overwhelmed by all those words? Well, never fear! A  short list of Sage Advice posts have been cataloged on this page. This list should give you a good starting point.

Here you go:

Sage Advice 3: Consistency

Sage Advice 7: Making Friends

Sage Advice 9: The Spanish

Sage Advice 26: Beat the Heat

Sage Advice 36: Fresh Air

Sage Advice 46: L2 Riot

Sage Advice 50: Cancer

My Twilight Fan Fiction

Let Me Explain To You Why Nature Sucks

The HBO Television Series “Girls” and A YouTube Video About A Male Seahorse Giving Birth To Like 1800 Babies

And for Sound Advice:

Sound Advice 1: Old People

Sound Advice 8: Willard: Gem of the East

Sound Advice 10: Understanding the Intentionally Not Understandable with Cormac McCarthy

Sage Advice 21: A Chalice Of Wolf Piss: The Tony Bratwurst Interview

And a very small amount of video content presented by Sage Advice:

Cute Kids 

*No, you can’t

**Not an actual quote